Sir, your head is shaped like a penis.

Monkey tattoo.

Clever

Garden by Roger Martin

My raised beds must wonder
why their old gardener
hobbles by the rusting fence
and gate
with cane at the ready,
painfully aware of
last years crop
of native weeds
and his aching joints,
wearing a wistful smile.

Don't forget to feed the birds.

Downy Woodpecker

Bob Marley.

Bob Marley